Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

As I was writing this, I felt pitiful for myself. I mean, I never thought of doing this, but my life right now doesn't allow me to go out and mingle with hot singles. I think this is the easiest and most convenient way to have some dick, especially w...

As a minimalist, I'm fond of colour palettes that create a sense of peace and excitement in me. I also love those colours like pink that brings out the femininity and playfulness hidden inside this beautiful soul.

I am in a constant lookout for a man who can kiss me, tease, me, touch me, and feel me like no one has ever done. I am hoping that a man like that will come into my life in the future. However, I can't keep waiting and doing nothing. I should enjoy m...

The only thing missing in my life right now is a man capable of giving me the pleasure and satisfaction I desire. It is not that hard to make me happy. All you need to do is eat my pussy until my sweet juices gush out all over your face. After that, ...

I'm perfectly imperfect. I have flaws, and I'd appreciate a bloke who'll see me beyond those imperfections. He shouldn't have second thoughts giving me his hot thick milk when I'm thirsty. Most of all, he should let me play with his penis while adori...