I live in the present. The past is past while the future is yet to come. Apart from that, I love small talks and deep talks - those that are interesting. As you might have already guessed, I enjoy funny conversations as well as those that can provoke...

I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

I'm a voyeur and an exhibitionist at the same time. I like watching people have sex as well as masturbate, but I also like having sex in front of many people. I'm proud to show my luscious boobies and big ass to everyone.

"Favourite food: Spaghetti bolognese Thai green curry Fish and chips Favourite smoothie: Mixed berry Favourite wine: Witching hour red blend I also love fun activities like bowling, paddle boating, and cooking."

Hiking, kayaking, and swimming are some of the activities I love to do during long holidays. I'm adventurous and being one causes me to dream of one day getting off with a nice lad either on the beach or on the mountains.