What sex position do I want? Any position. As long as I can freely touch a gentleman's sausage. That's the common question that lads ask about me. I reckon it's better if my bio answers it for blokes who are up for something.

What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.

I don't drink all the time, but when I do, I down all the bottle until I am completely knackered. I can handle my alcohol well despite my age, so you need to be a strong drinker if you want to see how crazy I am when I am hammered.

What my workmates like the most about me is that I grasp the nettle. When there are work-related problems, I do my best to solve it as soon as possible. Anyway, if you are having problems with your sex life, don't forget that I'm here!

If I am to choose between a lad who is attractive and a lad who has a great personality, I am sure that I'm going to choose the latter. Yes, personality matters more to me than looks. So, if you have a nice and pleasant personality, I recommend that ...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?