What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.

For the past few weeks, my life has been nothing but dull as a ditchwater. And I’ve been looking for ways to turn it into something more exciting and meaningful. Any help from a charming lass will be greatly appreciated.

My toy of choice is a glass dildo that has a heart shaped handle that I've purchased when I finished signing my divorce papers. It has accompanied me for a while and now I think it's time to look for a youthful bloke who would be happy to be my new t...

My life is already as dull as ditchwater. Well, nothing excites me anymore and what's worse is that I'm having a hard time getting aroused. With that, the reason why I'm here is to seek someone who can help me with my present situation. So, it would ...

"Some people are curious about the kind of man I want to settle down with someday. So to end their curiosity, I'm going to state here the qualities of the bloke I want to marry. 1. He must have a stable job. 2. He shouldn't allow me to be hungry. ...

Right now, all I can say is that I am on a sticky wicket. I am torn between becoming a nice person and becoming an even naughtier and dirtier one. Is there someone here who can help me decide? Message me!