Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

Pin my head down before having me. Show me that you're my king whose orders I have to obey. Put me on a dizzy spell with your hunger for thousand rounds of shagging here and there. Turn me upside down as you wish.

This may sound a bit exaggerated, but I think I can be the best lady for you here. If you may, please look beyond my old appearance, and have a peek at my personality. I am an easygoing lady who loves having crazy nights filled with endless drinking ...

I don't take life so seriously. I may be more mature now, but that doesn't stop me from having a happy-go-lucky personality. I've no plans to be a part of women who didn't enjoy their life. With that, expect fun times when you're around me.

I'm a classy woman who loves herself and the people around her. She treats everyone well and is not impolite to strangers. I read all the time, and I enjoy TED talks. But when boredom creeps in, I go to a pub to have a sip of wine.

I am still confused about who I truly want to look for in here. But one thing's for sure, I am horny and I want to find someone who can fulfill my cravings and fantasies. If you think you are the one I'm looking for, don't waste another minute and me...