I don't have gag reflex, I don't know if that's a talent but my throat getting fucked is not an issue. I can still go down on my knees and give a lad a good time. They might have to help me up though, aging kneecaps and all.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

My house is a mess and everything I own is covered in cat hair. All I want to do during my free time is watch horror movies, cuddle with my furbaby, and chill around the house. Honestly, you can do better than choosing me.

What would be the most adventurous place that you have ever shagged at? In all the years of my life, I never would have imagined that I would be the type who would do the deed inside the cinema. I had to stifle my moans a lot but it was bloody exhila...

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

Giving up control to my partner is never a problem. Even if they're much younger than me, I want to be dominated and be put to use as their sex toy. It may sound degrading to some but I actually thrive in it.