Leaving the past behind and on the stage of moving on from a recent divorce. It wasn't me. It's my best friend and her husband. Why am I so affected? Let me tell you, I liked the bloke. Oh, that's incorrect. I "like" him, but he had to leave. To forg...

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

It's impossible for me to fall in love, but it's not impossible for me to be randy all the time. My mind is filled with filthy thoughts that are waiting for the golden opportunity to be freed. That'll happen soon as long as a naughty bloke finds me.

Sex after three dates is just plain bullocks. Never liked it and never followed it. If I want to shag a gent right after we meet then I will, nothing wrong with a good romp in the sheets to make me memorable.

Nowadays, finding someone to fuck is easy peasy. Some lads are even willing to offer themselves to me. But do you know what the hard part is? That would be finding a lad who is really good at fucking. I mean, the majority of lads know how to fuck but...

Teacher by day. Professional slag by night. I have two sides. I'm an angel to my students during the day. I can have fun and be a great teacher. But at night, you'd want to see me dressed in lingerie while pole dancing.