Some people don't like me because I don't smile often. I've been told that I have a mysterious look. I look like I'm up to something even when I'm not. Why people these days so quick to judge?

I always catch one of my son's mates checking me out since the first time he got invited home. Years after my divorce, this lad came around for what I thought was a friendly visit but it turned out it was more than that. Long story short, some lads t...

I'm a classy woman who loves herself and the people around her. She treats everyone well and is not impolite to strangers. I read all the time, and I enjoy TED talks. But when boredom creeps in, I go to a pub to have a sip of wine.

I love food, and one of my favorite food is something long. Yes, what can you read is real I want something long to eat. Also in sex, I want first to suck my partner dick before he starts to bump me. Chat me if you have a long weapon.

Thank you for taking some time to read what I have written here. Sadly, I don't have anything good to write right now. I am not even sure if there's something about me that is worth sharing. Well, if you are curious about and want to know me better, ...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?