Eggs, sausages, fried bread: these are my favorite breakfast. I love them so much my friends wonder if I have plans of having a different breakfast. My answer is no. These three represent three things in my life, but they're a bit naughty; it makes m...

Have you ever wonder what it feels like to chat with a proper lady with nothing but sex in her mind. Well, you don't need to wonder anymore. All you need to do is chat me something and I'll let you experience what it's like to have a conversation wit...

Being fucked hard is not enough. There should be lots of grinding here and there. I only stop when I'm ready for the knacker's yard or when I need to go on a pee break as I don't like pissing on my clean, soft bed.

Why shouldn't I introduce myself when all I want is a great shag with the one who's willing? We all came here for that, didn't we? Besides, where's the fun in knowing everything about me before we even exchange messages. Wouldn't it be better if we t...

I know that a woman my age shouldn't already be picky when it comes to men. However, I still can't help but have standards. Anyway, the kind of man who'll surely pass my standards would be someone who has an above-average physical appearance, someone...

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.