Book recommendations please! I've been bored out of my mind lately and would love to catch up on a few literary pieces while I still can. Hearing about a stranger's life and what their philosophies in life will also be bloody amazing!

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

I don't like dating in a fancy restaurant when there are too many eyes looking at me and my sweetheart. I can't do what my fingers want me to do. Although my feet helps me sometimes. Looking at my luv aroused is a satisfying feeling.

Some of my mates call me as the lady who is as thick as mince when it comes to love and relationships because I always end up being taken for granted or worse, being cheated on. Well, I do admit that I become stupid when it comes to love and I just r...

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...

If you are interested in a woman who can make you laugh through simple jokes and at the same time, who can make your dangly bits hard through simple and slight touches, I'm confident to say that I'm perfect for you.