I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

Putting vinegar on my chips is heaven. I have to admit that a put a lot on them. It has this rich flavor that compliments the salty taste of chips. Other times I put sauce on them, or a mix of vinegar and sauce, but I really prefer vinegar. You shoul...

I'm a lazy bitch who does not want to move a muscle whenever she's having a leg over with someone. I prefer to just be like a lifeless doll who receives pleasure and who gets fucked over and over again without exerting any effort.

A lad who can create a wild and naughty world with me is the one I'm seeking. I'm already tired of being with lads who are just into the usual and plain old sex stuff. Now, I want something more. I want something that can make my legs tremble and can...

I don't settle for less. Make me feel that you are worthy of my time and my attention, and I'll stick with you for a while. To see if we are destined to be with each other, we should have a cheesy chat. You know what to do if you're interested in thi...

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.