Behind every angry lady is a bloke who doesn't know what he did wrong. I am angry but no one is behind me. This is making angrier. As such, I am looking for a man who will take the blame for my anger issues.

I'm done with love, commitments, and relationships. Right now, I don't want any of that. What I want instead are plenty of teasing, flirting, and fucking. And it would be nice to find a bloke who's willing to do those three things with me.

Let me get this out of the way first. I am a picky person who has high standards. My father is my role model when it comes to guys. I don't want to be with someone who doesn't need to know how to treat a woman right. The essence of being a man is not...

I would characterise myself as free-spirited, somewhat of a risk-taker who’s not frightened to take uncertainties and attempt new things. You can easily refer to me as a passionate adventurer dowager.

Every night, I soak for an hour in a warm bath with lavender essential oil to relax my mind and body. While in the tub, I like to close my eyes and focus on my breathing. Other times, I buy a book and read it while letting my body enjoys the warmness...

A woman who knows how to properly lick ice cream in a cone. My tongue is an expert in moving and swirling properly so I am confident to say that I can lick a lad's knob in the best and most satisfying way possible.