I am the person that my mates would go to when they need comforting. I want a bloke who would be comfortable with sharing their troubles with me. No need to hide or pretend to be tough around me, I'm not the type to judge.

Most men don't want to let me go, for I'm a talented lady. Whatever sex position we try, I can stretch myself for a penetrative sex. My talent doesn't end with being flexible. With my mesmerizing eyes, men have an erection right away.

Come a little closer, honey. Yes. Closer! Do you like what you see? Then why are you still staring at my profile when you can use that flirty and excited fingers of yours to type a saucy message for me?

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

Coming out of a long term relationship that only gave me heartache, I want to find a gent who can help me forget that experience by any means possible. Someone who can spark my interest and keep the fire burning within me. Teach me new skills that in...

Here are my pet peeves: * A man who doesn't get randy when I'm around * A bloke just staring at me without making the move to touch me even though he's getting harder and harder every minute he's with me. * Not showering me with his hot string of ...