Sex over expensive chocolates. I can order chocolates on my own, but I can't buy great sex. Penis over dildoes. Any size is perfect. Dildoes aren't real, so they don't satisfy me as much as hard cocks.

Afternoon tea or brunch with the gals are the only highlight of my day. I've been lonely for a long time, which is why I want to find the spark that I've lost. I want to find passion, lust, and intimacy.

Going into yoga class after being in the office pushing papers is the remedy to a very bland day. Aside from improving my mental health, it made me flexible enough to make tricky sex positions a breeze to perform.

Receiving steamy messages is the best part of the day. Reading them after a trying day at work is just lovely. Settling down in bed and prepping myself for a cheeky night that would hopefully end with me creaming all over my fingers or toys.

Chilling would mean smutty films and a cheap yet good quality bottle of red wine. When I get tired of watching, I'd turn to playing with my kitty because I know I'm going to be randy as hell. My fingers slip in easily.

On the days I feel randy, I would stick a buttplug up my arsehole and keep it there while I work or go out and do errands. It makes me feel naughty as well as makes my knickers constantly wet whenever I feel it move about or press inside me when I si...