I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

Pound me hard. Release that spunk into my big boobies. I may be a bit older, but that hasn't changed my hunger for sex. Let me add that I'm fully flexible. I still do yoga up until the present, so I'm as fit as a fiddle.

Come a little closer, honey. Yes. Closer! Do you like what you see? Then why are you still staring at my profile when you can use that flirty and excited fingers of yours to type a saucy message for me?

I'm not here to find someone who I can have serious and romantic relationships with. I am also not here to find a lad who I can marry. Instead, I am here to find someone who can call time to the dry spell that my pussy is experiencing now.

I want a pervert bloke; someone who's not shy to confess his feelings. I'd be happy if he's not afraid to kiss me in public or when he's there to hold my hand and hug me from behind when I'm unsure of myself.

I'm the type of lass who enjoys long and tight hugs but to be honest, I'm not here for those. The only reason why I'm here is that I want to find someone who can talk dirty with me as I wank using my precious vibrator.