I'm usually not the type to complain but, bloody hell, what's a bint got to do to get a good shagging? I left my good for nothing husband because I always had to fend for myself since he'd be too tuckered after finishing.

I know that I am old but I hope that I'm not yet old enough for this kind of place. Anyway, I only came here to find someone who can make me feel genuine bliss under the sheets. I desire someone who can make me cum before I can say knife.

Going on a long ride... Endless eating and chatting... Shagging during early mornings... Watching 2-3 movies in a day while sipping a cup of coffee... Listening to the music, mostly Ed Sheeran's songs...

I want to be spoiled and pampered. I am looking for a man with a lot of resources and can cater to all my needs and wants. Spoil me like a bratty princess, and I'll treat you like a king. I will fill your world with pleasure and happiness until your ...

The kind of intimate scene that I enjoy the most is when a man starts to kiss me while we're in front of a mirror. You'd surely hear me softly gasp once you slowly undress me while looking at me intently.

I always take advantage of the rare sunny days by lounging on the beach and soaking up as much vitamin D as I can. But when it's dreary, I tend to get my dose of "D" elsewhere. Preferably from a dapper lad who's half my age.