People often refer to me as a delicious wine because I become tastier as I age. However, only a handful of people can handle the kick I got. I might get you drunk with pleasure and fuck you until you become unsure of who you are anymore.

Up for a little rumpy-pumpy? I'm so curious! It's always fun to do new things and feel the thrill of being able to do new stuff. Can you turn my fanny to jelly with a few well-chosen words? Let's go for it, make a move!

I am not someone with superhuman capacities. I'm not a superhero either nor a genie in a bottle, but I am someone who has a compassion for the needy and can keep every man's sensuous daydream burning.

Whatever happened to chivalry? As a young lass who was brought up by my loving parents, I'm willing to have a friends with benefits relationship with gents who genuinely love opening doors for women like me.

What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.