I once caught a mate of my son with his pants down because he thought beating his bishop in our living room was a brilliant idea. Nevertheless though, I gave him a "hand" just so he wouldn't feel so embarrassed about the whole ordeal.

Spend much of my time in the bath. I love the scent of lavender oil lingering on my skin. Beat the beans once I'm on the bed; that's after drying myself. My day wouldn't be complete without using my sex toys.

Having a glass of wine while watching pornography has become a habit developed due to loneliness. You'd think that I would have been married in my 30's at the very least, but here we are I guess. I'm casting my line and hoping that fit blokes take th...

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

I have dozens upon dozens of stockings in my possession yet I still buy more. I just love how they feel against my soft skin, especially when I feel hands caressing them with wicked intentions. I have lacy ones, striped ones, nylons, and just about e...

I can't promise anything as promises are made to be broken. If you're open with being in a "No Promises" online relationship, then I'd like to know who you are. You might just be the perfect match I've been searching for.