I'm no beauty queen, so I'd prefer a guy who sees something in me that worth keeping. A guy who can unveil my best assets and help me overcome my so-called imperfections.

Washing cars while I'm in my tight jeans never fails to make every bloke have a proper Vlad. The way they look at me can get in the way most of the time. Because who in the world would let that kind of moment pass anyway?

They say I have a dirty mind and I beg to disagree. The truth is, I have a sexy imagination. I know it sounds like total rubbish, but I know a hundred and one way to make you scream my name. Do you want to try?

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I love cuddles, kisses, and endless laughter. People may see these things as simple, but for me, this is the most important part of a relationship. I mean, what's the point of staying with a man who can't make me laugh and feel safe through his cuddl...

I am not the type of person who will only use a man for sex. I am quite an endearing lady. After I drain your balls, I'll whip something up to fill your stomach. It's a give and take kind of relationship, in which you fill me up with your cum and I w...