Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Extremely interested in anal sex and having multiple partners. Threesomes or more can make the game more exciting. When I've tried having sex with two or more partners, I never dream of going back to having just one partner.

Just a heads up, I'm a very chatty lady who often prefers talking about sex and nothing else. Yes, I'm also a dirty-minded babe who wouldn't let a day pass without thinking about something naughty and sexy. If you think you have a lot to say about se...

I'm quite perplexed about what I should include in here. I am afraid I might be a tad too old to be describing myself. Be that as it may, I can still endure a night of rough pounding despite my old age. If you don't believe me, send me a message and ...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

I am an active lass and that’s why I don’t like sitting in one place for too long. This is because I always find it interesting to try something new. But there are times when I can get too shy and don’t like talking that much. Most of the time...