Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I learned how to play the piano at a young age, it keeps my dainty fingers dextrous and prevents them from cramping up. Which is essential when it comes to giving handjobs, have to keep up with a young bloke's endurance, am I right?

Willing to try anything new. Willing to get into adventurous and exciting things as long as the bloke who is interested in me can convince me to do it. Why don’t you send me a mind-boggling message and I’ll decide if you have what it takes to be ...

I'm emotionally attached to my pillow. Sharing it with anyone is not a good idea for me, but not doing so has made me so lonely for quite some time. Now I'm ready to share it with the first one who'll message me. But I'm only interested with messages...

My past relationships made me lose my faith in love. My previous experience when it comes to heartbreaks has made me a bit of skeptic when men try to woo me. I hate guys who shower me with flowery words, but will leave me with no hesitation after fuc...

I don't need a lad who can solve my problems and change my life for the better. All I need is someone who will not be the cause of new problems. My life is going fine and dandy right now. I want to find someone who can add some excitement and adventu...