I'm cooperative. Oh! What a dull way to describe myself. Let me add a twist. I'm a submissive ice cream that'll melt in your mouth. All your hear is me whispering your name while gasping and moaning because of the great sensation it brings me.

Most people who know me would say I'm caring and passionate. The last word only happens in bed. I'm a passionate kisser, and my kisses make something erect topped with oozing hot cream, and the best thing about it? It's scrummy, and it's free. Someti...

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

I'm not seeking a bloke who has a champagne taste and beer wages. Instead, I want someone who is practical, realistic, and unpretentious. I want someone who can be real to me and who won't even dare to pretend to be someone he's not.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Life is already shitty as is. There's no need to stress over it and add fuel to the fire. We deserve a break once in a while. For me, the best way to unwind and forget all my worries is through hardcore anal sex. Too bad I can't get that always. Well...